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Microfilms
The Last Outpost
A hiker and a lookout cross paths |
Mountain Dew Ad
We did this film for a contest. |
Mobsters
A band of ruthlessly cunning mobsters hideout after a huge score. What exactly do mobsters do while they wait for the smoke to blow over? You'll have to watch and find out. |
Gas Crunch
This film details a post-apocalyptic future where gas shortages have forced the military to take complete control of the world! |
WooTown - Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts performing at WooTown. |
WooTown - Music in General
Music in General performing at WooTown. |
Minivantastic
A simple game of pool goes terribly wrong and ends in a breakneck drag racing stunt at midnight in minivans. |
Snakes on a Car - Movie
A movie about three guys with snakes on their car. |
Snakes on a Car - Trailer
Trailer for the upcoming Snakes on a Car Microfilm |
Blazing Broccoli
A Broccoli on a mission. |
T-shirt Ad Showcase
This is a complete reel of the ads that debuted with the new site layout. |
The World's Fastest Flyer
Bert Petersen swims to a new world record in the 50 meter butterfly |
City of Heroes Commercial
This commercial was made for a a contest for the massive multiplayer online game City of Heroes. We love this game, so we kinda went all out. |
Turbo the Cat
A young boy plays a cold trick on Turbo the Cat. |
It Began at Midnight
A man buys an RV cheap. Sometimes a deal is just too good to be true. |
Welcome to YouTube
ColCrush.com makes fun of how You Tube puts their logo on all their videos. |
Breaking News
When disaster strikes, Sprite Jones is on the scene. |
Milk Battle
When lightsabers lost by two stupid jedi fall into the wrong hands, the consequences are dire. |
Bert Petersen - 50m Fly
Bert Petersen goes to Oregon City in search of a world record. |
Shoevil
This is the trailer for the never to be released horror movie Shoevil. In this film an innocent man falls victim to an evil pair of shoes. |
Roommates
A film that shows the true terror and horror of living with a vindictive and heartless roommate. |
Delivery on Elm Street
Some friends order pizza, but have no cash. Somebody must pay. |
Job Interview
Even your ability for saves couldn't help this. |
Milk or No Milk
A short film about what happens when breakfast goes terribly wrong... |
Reach - Day 1
Don't be fooled by Master Chief's mastery of combat, the other spartans couldn't hold a candle to him, and this is their story. |
Us and Them
A rare serious film from P3Pictures. An interrogator during the McCarthy period is "the best" at his job. Originally made for the 48 hour film project, Portland 2006. |
Heart Break Break In
"Tea Cup" loves a girl who prefers bad men, and turns to a life of crime. |
B for Vendetta
A man trying to read his newspaper. A banana out for revenge. |
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State Secrets
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MPHS
INT. A KITCHEN - NIGHT
TITLE
What you are about to see is a failed Microfilm.
All that remains of this improvised informercial parody is a long string of stupid bloopers.
the MPHS
Two guys, Nathan and Jeff improvise selling an MPHS (Multi-Purpose-Hemisphere) in an informercial. They can't stop laughing. They do take after take.
SCRIPT WRITER
What? You wan't me to write a script for this?!? It wasn't even scripted in the first place. How stupid do you think I am?
Nathan and Jeff keep going, with Nathan talking about monkeys in the desert jumping from trees.
SCRIPT WRITER
Look. There are other jobs in this town. I don't have to do this.
Nathan tries to call the MPHS hotline, but it's a wrong number.
SCRIPT WRITER
What do you mean that you know where I live? Is that a threat?
TITLE
1-855-555-5532-MPHS. Call Now!
SCRIPT WRITER
Just so you know, I have a license to carry a gun, and my home is equiped with nuclear tipped laser beams.
TITLE
Only 4,000 payments of $9.99! BUY NOW! 1-855-555-5532-MPHS.
NATHAN
What if I'm plummetting towards the Earth, hanging on to a meteorite.
NATHAN AND JEFF
(Laughing.)
Ha, ha, ha.
SCRIPT WRITER
Okay, here's your stupid script. Take it or leave it. If you want a rewrite, talk to my agent.
FADE TO BLACK.
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