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A man trying to read his newspaper. A banana out for revenge.
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by Poorly Projected Pictures, icnluding
Marissa Levien, Matt Thogerson, Jeff Drovdahl, Jon Fairhurst, Richenda Fairhrust & Nathan Fairhurst
INT. A RESTAURANT - NIGHT
GREG (a.k.a. TEA CUP), a nicely dressed, upstanding and innocent young man, sits at a RESTAURANT TABLE and looks at his WATCH.
In walks JENINE, a young woman dressed in pink, but with some tough cues, such as multiple piercings.
JENINE
(In a resigned manner.)
Sorry I'm late.
GREG smells his FLOWERS deeply and bats his eyes.
GREG/TEA CUP
Do you smell what I smell?
JENINE
(A bit fed up.)
Not really.
GREG/TEA CUP
(In song.)
Jenine. I've done everything so right.
I took you out on Saturday night.
And then we went to church on Sunday morn.
I love Jesus, wine and cheeses.
Roses and light breezes.
And I don't ever watch porn.
JENINE
(In song.)
You're so stupid, can't you see?
You are not the one for me.
I like tough guys.
I like switchblades, rock guitars.
Big muscles and cigars.
A guy who wears a black bandana.
And a big tattoo on his banan-
GREG/TEA CUP
(In song.)
Jenine! Tell me what has brought this on?
Since when don't you love me?
JENINE
(In song.)
Since I watched Vin Diesel's latest DVD.
GREG/TEA CUP
(In song.)
Can't you reconsider?
I spent so much on this dinner.
JENINE
(In song.)
We're done.
We're through.
My dad's a priest.
If he likes you most,
I like you least.
GREG/TEA CUP
(In song.)
So I just not good enough?
JENINE
(In song.)
No babe, you're just not bad enough.
EXT. AN INDUSTRIAL ROOFTOP - TWILIGHT
TEA CUP, wearing jeans and a black tee shirt looks over the edge of the building looking depressed, as if he might jump.
GREG/TEA CUP
(In song.)
She wants a bad guy.
She wants a bad guy.
TEA CUP puts a lit CIGARETTE in his mouth and pulls a BLACK BEANIE over his scalp.
CHANCE, a leader of theives, waves for TEA CUP to join him.
CHANCE
C'mon kid. Let's get going.
TEA CUP takes a tough-guy drag from his CIGARETTE and coughs like a newbie.
EXT. AN INDUSTRIAL ROOFTOP NEAR A HATCH - NIGHT
DEUCE, a really tough thug, is picking the lock. CHANCE jumps down and takes charge.
CHANCE
(In song.)
Load the semi-automatics
Get your bullets, get your guns
Are we ready for phase one?
DEUCE
(In song.)
We're in place and locked and ready
Mind is set and hand is steady
I'll send word when the lock is done.
INT. AN INDUSTRIAL HALLWAY - NIGHT
BELLE, a cunning member of the team walks down the corridor with confidence, dressed in casual business attire. She talks to he CELL PHONE.
BELLE
(In song.)
Is the roof team in position?
EXT. AN INDUSTRIAL ROOFTOP NEAR A HATCH - NIGHT
CHANCE responds into his CELL PHONE.
CHANCE
(In song.)
Rodger, that's my supposition.
INT. AN INDUSTRIAL HALLWAY - NIGHT
BELLE
(In song.)
Should I gear up and take control?
EXT. AN INDUSTRIAL ROOFTOP NEAR A HATCH - NIGHT
CHANCE
(In song.)
Hold on, wait for confirmation.
DEUCE
(In song, opening the hatch.)
No more need for hesitation.
CHANCE
(In song.)
Okay, ready phase one, let's roll.
DEUCE, TEA CUP and CHANCE climb into the HATCH. CHANCE closes the HATCH behind him.
INT. INDUSTRIAL AIR VENTS - NIGHT
DEUCE, TEA CUP and CHANCE crawl through the AIR VENTS into the BUILDING.
DEUCE
(In song.)
I'll head North.
CHANCE
(In song.)
I'll head West.
Tea Cup try to do your best.
Kill the phones and the 'net.
CHANCE, DEUCE and BELLE
(In song.)
And we'll all do the rest.
GREG/TEA CUP
(In song.)
I hate Vin Diesel.
He's the king of Wussie Land.
He's a Vin Weasel.
I'm the bad ass. I'm the man.
INT. SECURITY OFFICE - NIGHT
A SECURITY GUARD opens a BAG and removes a HAMBURGER. He starts to unwrap the HAMBURGER and prepares to eat it.
Suddenly, CHANCE grabs the SECURITY GUARD from behind, covering the SECURITY GUARD's mouth and nose with a CLOTH. In CHANCE's other hand is a bottle labelled "Chloroform.
CHANCE
(Whispers.)
Chloroform.
CHANCE ties up the SECURITY GUARD with a ZIP TIE and gags him with DUCT TAPE. After taking the guard's KEYS, CHANCE takes a big, satisfying bite out of the BURGER.
The rest of the team goes to work, opening DOORS, and cutting ELECTRICAL CIRCUITS.
INT. AN INDUSTRIAL ELECTRIC UTILITY ROOM - NIGHT
TEA CUP is alone in the electric utility room, unsure of what to do.
GREG/TEA CUP
(In song.)
What am I diong?
Where's the hardline
Better hurry.
I'm on deadline.
Here's the lock box.
Here's the sign.
Here goes nothing.
TEA CUP cuts the WIRE LABELLED HARDLINE with WIRE CUTTERS.
GREG/TEA CUP
(In song.)
Hope that's fine.
INT. COMPUTER ROOM - NIGHT
Two COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS are working late, goofing off playing catch with a BALL. BELLE walks in wearing A WHITE BLOUSE, SKIRT and GLASSES.
BELLE
(In song.)
Hi, I'm Rachel Schwarz.
I'm here to check the qulity of your modems.
Do you mind if I stay here for a while?
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER #1
(Spoken.)
I think our modems are just fine. Is your name on file?
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER #1 reaches for a NOTEBOOK and opens it. BELLE gently pushes the notebook closed.
BELLE
(In song, coy and innocent.)
Probably not, I'm pretty new.
This job has me so confused.
Could I just slip in this time?
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER #1
(Spoken.)
I'm sure that'd be fine.
BELLE walks around the DESK, and takes a SEAT in fron of the COMPUTER. BELLE looks at the SCREEN, but doesn't type.
BELLE
(In song.)
We don't have passwords in Wisconsin.
PROGRAMMER #1 types a password.
BELLE
(In song.)
And I'll need the admin's login.
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER #1
(Picking up the PHONE.)
Let me check with the guy upstairs.
PROGRAMMER #1 dials the PHONE, but gets no response.
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER #1
(Speaking to COMPUTER PROGRAMMER #2.)
Hey, the phones are dead-
BELLE beefs COMPUTER PROGRAMMER #1 with a STAPLER to the head. Within a split second, she pushes him forward and jams his head into her knee, knocking him out. Without pause, she punches COMPUTER PROGRAMMER #2 in the gut, puches him in the face and karate chops his neck. She immediately has him on the ground with a GUN to his head. BELLE is now wearing a black body suit. DEUCE, TEA CUP and CHANCE walk in the room. They've brought the SECURITY GUARD, tied to a ROLLING CHAIR.
CHANCE
So... you got this?
BELLE
Clearly. And the room is open. Let's get to work.
CHANCE pushes the SECURITY GUARD and the CHAIR rolls across the room into a DESK. BALLOONS that were tied to the DESK are released and float to the ceiling.
CHANCE
Tea Cup, watch the hostages. Belle, you're with us.
DEUCE, CHANCE and BELLE walk into the COMPUTER EQUIPMENT ROOM. TEA CUP stays with the hostages, clearly uneasy. TEA CUP walks to the hostages, looks at his GUN and takes a deep breath. Meanwhile, the three theives start breaking into the COMPUTER EQUIPMENT.
GREG/TEA CUP
(Looks at his GUN, feeling powerful. In song.)
This is it.
This is it.
I'm finally in control.
Now I'm a hardened criminal.
TEA CUP points the GUN threateningly at COMPUTER PROGRAMMER #2, who is still passed out.
GREG/TEA CUP
(In song.)
Here I am.
This is me.
I bet she'll love me now.
The AIR CONDITIONER pushes the BALLOONS across the CEILING. A BALLOON touches a FIRE SPRINKLER and pops! TEA CUP jumps, and his GUN goes off, shooting COMPUTER PROGRAMMER #1. TEA CUP is shocked and embarrased, hiding the GUN behind his back. DEUCE enters the room.
DEUCE
(Angry.)
Tea Cup! The hell was that?
GREG/TEA CUP
(Lying, but not sure he'll get away with it.)
Balloon?
DEUCE
Don't screw this up!
DEUCE goes back to the COMPUTER EQUIPMENT ROOM. TEA CUP wants to hide the evidence, so he puts COMPUTER PROGRAMMER #2 under a TABLE, pushing him under with his leg. COMPUTER PROGRAMMER #2's head falls back, hitting a SILENT ALARM that flashes red. POLICE SIRENS sound in the distance.
INT. HOLDING CELL - NIGHT
CHANCE, TEA CUP and DEUCE sit in the HOLDING CELL looking defeated. TEA CUP looks at his handcuffs, realizing that he is now truly bad. He smiles a breaks into song.
GREG/TEA CUP
(In song.)
I'm a felon
CHANCE & DEUCE
(In song.)
Felon.
GREG/TEA CUP
(In song.)
I stink, I sweat, I'm mean.
CHANCE & DEUCE
(In song.)
He's mean..
GREG/TEA CUP
(In song.)
I am worthy, she's mine
She's my sweet Jenine.
A POLICE OFFICER opens the DOOR. JENINE enters the room.
GREG/TEA CUP
(Excited.)
Jenine!
JENINE
(Pointing to DEUCE with sexual desire.)
Um. That one.
Deuce stands and leaves the room.
GREG/TEA CUP
(Desperate.)
But I killed a man!
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