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Microfilms
The Last Outpost
A hiker and a lookout cross paths |
Mountain Dew Ad
We did this film for a contest. |
Mobsters
A band of ruthlessly cunning mobsters hideout after a huge score. What exactly do mobsters do while they wait for the smoke to blow over? You'll have to watch and find out. |
MPHS
A failed microfilm that became a painfully stitched together blooper reel. |
Gas Crunch
This film details a post-apocalyptic future where gas shortages have forced the military to take complete control of the world! |
WooTown - Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts performing at WooTown. |
WooTown - Music in General
Music in General performing at WooTown. |
Minivantastic
A simple game of pool goes terribly wrong and ends in a breakneck drag racing stunt at midnight in minivans. |
Snakes on a Car - Movie
A movie about three guys with snakes on their car. |
Snakes on a Car - Trailer
Trailer for the upcoming Snakes on a Car Microfilm |
Microfilm
T-shirt Ad Showcase
This is a complete reel of the ads that debuted with the new site layout. |
The World's Fastest Flyer
Bert Petersen swims to a new world record in the 50 meter butterfly |
City of Heroes Commercial
This commercial was made for a a contest for the massive multiplayer online game City of Heroes. We love this game, so we kinda went all out. |
Turbo the Cat
A young boy plays a cold trick on Turbo the Cat. |
It Began at Midnight
A man buys an RV cheap. Sometimes a deal is just too good to be true. |
Welcome to YouTube
ColCrush.com makes fun of how You Tube puts their logo on all their videos. |
Breaking News
When disaster strikes, Sprite Jones is on the scene. |
Milk Battle
When lightsabers lost by two stupid jedi fall into the wrong hands, the consequences are dire. |
Bert Petersen - 50m Fly
Bert Petersen goes to Oregon City in search of a world record. |
Shoevil
This is the trailer for the never to be released horror movie Shoevil. In this film an innocent man falls victim to an evil pair of shoes. |
Roommates
A film that shows the true terror and horror of living with a vindictive and heartless roommate. |
Delivery on Elm Street
Some friends order pizza, but have no cash. Somebody must pay. |
Job Interview
Even your ability for saves couldn't help this. |
Milk or No Milk
A short film about what happens when breakfast goes terribly wrong... |
Reach - Day 1
Don't be fooled by Master Chief's mastery of combat, the other spartans couldn't hold a candle to him, and this is their story. |
Us and Them
A rare serious film from P3Pictures. An interrogator during the McCarthy period is "the best" at his job. Originally made for the 48 hour film project, Portland 2006. |
Heart Break Break In
"Tea Cup" loves a girl who prefers bad men, and turns to a life of crime. |
B for Vendetta
A man trying to read his newspaper. A banana out for revenge. |
Actions!
State Secrets
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Blazing Broccoli
TITLE
GREEN BACKGROUD - MPAA TRAILER STYLE
The following PREVIEW has NOT been approved for
ALL AUDIENCES by the MPAA or anyone important
BLACK BACKGROUD
TITLE
What if you had lost everything...
BROCK BROCCOLI (V.O.)
What do you mean my parents are dead?
TITLE
What if you had nothing to lose...
DR. CHEESE (V.O.)
Brock, I'm sorry, you have cancer.
TITLE
But you had one chance to change it all
TITLE
And you were a vegetable...
TITLE
That could talk...
INT. ROOM WITH GUNS ON WALL
BROCK BROCCOLI
I've got a week to live - a week to make things right.
BLACK BACKGROUD
TITLE
A broccoli framed
INT. INTERROGATION ROOM
BROCK BROCCOLI
I didn't kill that man.
TITLE
Who's now a rogue cop
TOMATO CHIEF
Turn in your badge and your gun.
BROCK puts his badge and gun on the table.
TITLE
With a murdered wife
EXT. BALCONY - NIGHT
ORANGE
She's dead Brock, and you need to accept it.
TITLE
And a haunted past
BROCK BROCCOLI
I've done some bad things.
TITLE
Who is then betrayed
INT. REFRIGERATOR
POTATO PARTNER
I'm sorry, Brock. I had no choice.
TITLE
And he must save his fellow broccoli from certain death
EXT. STREET WITH COP CAR - NIGHT
TOMATO CHIEF
This new virus could be the end to broccoli.
INT. LABORATORY
BROCK BROCCOLI
(Looking at a lab report.)
This can't be just coincidence.
TITLE
And did I mention that his memory was erased?
INT. PIRATE SHIP
EVIL CARROT
Yes, Brock. It was I who erased your memory.
TITLE
Now
TITLE
He has one week to get revenge/ prove his innocence/ stop a deadly virus/
overcome his past/ and take some more revenge...
Vegetables shoot things and do other cliche action stuff.
TOMATO CHIEF
You've gone too far, Brock. You've crossed the line.
INT. PIRATE SHIP
BROCK BROCCOLI
Where's the serum, you orange bastard?
EVIL CARROT
You'll never find it, Broccoli.
EXT. STREET - DAY
BROCK BROCCOLI rides a motorcycle and crashes it. It explodes.
ANNOUNCER
Blazing Broccoli!
ANNOUNCER
This summer the produce section heats up
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