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Microfilms
The Last Outpost
A hiker and a lookout cross paths |
Mountain Dew Ad
We did this film for a contest. |
Mobsters
A band of ruthlessly cunning mobsters hideout after a huge score. What exactly do mobsters do while they wait for the smoke to blow over? You'll have to watch and find out. |
MPHS
A failed microfilm that became a painfully stitched together blooper reel. |
Gas Crunch
This film details a post-apocalyptic future where gas shortages have forced the military to take complete control of the world! |
WooTown - Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts performing at WooTown. |
WooTown - Music in General
Music in General performing at WooTown. |
Minivantastic
A simple game of pool goes terribly wrong and ends in a breakneck drag racing stunt at midnight in minivans. |
Snakes on a Car - Movie
A movie about three guys with snakes on their car. |
Snakes on a Car - Trailer
Trailer for the upcoming Snakes on a Car Microfilm |
Blazing Broccoli
A Broccoli on a mission. |
T-shirt Ad Showcase
This is a complete reel of the ads that debuted with the new site layout. |
The World's Fastest Flyer
Bert Petersen swims to a new world record in the 50 meter butterfly |
City of Heroes Commercial
This commercial was made for a a contest for the massive multiplayer online game City of Heroes. We love this game, so we kinda went all out. |
Turbo the Cat
A young boy plays a cold trick on Turbo the Cat. |
It Began at Midnight
A man buys an RV cheap. Sometimes a deal is just too good to be true. |
Welcome to YouTube
ColCrush.com makes fun of how You Tube puts their logo on all their videos. |
Breaking News
When disaster strikes, Sprite Jones is on the scene. |
Milk Battle
When lightsabers lost by two stupid jedi fall into the wrong hands, the consequences are dire. |
Bert Petersen - 50m Fly
Bert Petersen goes to Oregon City in search of a world record. |
Shoevil
This is the trailer for the never to be released horror movie Shoevil. In this film an innocent man falls victim to an evil pair of shoes. |
Roommates
A film that shows the true terror and horror of living with a vindictive and heartless roommate. |
Delivery on Elm Street
Some friends order pizza, but have no cash. Somebody must pay. |
Job Interview
Even your ability for saves couldn't help this. |
Reach - Day 1
Don't be fooled by Master Chief's mastery of combat, the other spartans couldn't hold a candle to him, and this is their story. |
Us and Them
A rare serious film from P3Pictures. An interrogator during the McCarthy period is "the best" at his job. Originally made for the 48 hour film project, Portland 2006. |
Heart Break Break In
"Tea Cup" loves a girl who prefers bad men, and turns to a life of crime. |
B for Vendetta
A man trying to read his newspaper. A banana out for revenge. |
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State Secrets
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Milk or No Milk
INT. A KITCHEN - DAY
CEREAL GUY enters the KITCHEN, grabs a BOWL and SPOON and pours CEREAL into the BOWL.
CEREAL GUY then opens the REFRIGERATOR, grabs a GALLON OF MILK, sniffs it and pours MILK on the CEREAL.
After replacing the MILK, CEREAL GUY eats a SPOON full of CEREAL to discover that the MILK has disappeared.
CEREAL GUY recoils in horror. He then pours the dry CEREAL from the BOWL onto the COUNTER.
CEREAL GUY
(In despair.)
No!!!
CEREAL GUY pounds his fist onto the COUNTER and the dry CEREAL.
Fade to...
INT. A BEDROOM - NIGHT
CEREAL GUY tosses and turns.
CEREAL GUY
(Waking from a nightmare.)
No Milk! No Milk! Wha? Wha?
CEREAL GUY
(Realizing it was just a nightmare and smiling.)
It was all a dream.
Cut to...
INT. A KITCHEN - DAY
CEREAL GUY eats a SPOONFUL of CEREAL, including MILK, looks into the CAMERA and gives us a thumbs up.
-- END --
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