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Mobsters
by Nathan Fairhurst
INT. A DARK WAREHOUSE - NIGHT
A group of MOBSTERS walks into a warehouse and each one takes a CHAIR. JIMMY was already sitting, but has to give up his CHAIR to PRANK CALLING MOBSTER. THE MOB BOSS sets a BAG OF MONEY on the TABLE, and remains standing as he addresses his gang.
MOB BOSS
Good job, guys. Biggest score ever. Look at that...
OK. I got this place. We can lay low for a little while. Nobody knows where we are.
But first we're going to need some groveries - JIMMY.
JIMMY
I always gotta get the groceries.
MOB BOSS
C'mon Jimmy. You're the one one not at the crime scene.
JIMMY
Alright, alright. But that money better be there when I get back.
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER
Oh, c'mon, Jimmy. Whad'ya think we're gonna do? Call the pigs on ya?
CIGAR MOBSTER
C'mon, Jimmy.
JIMMY
Alright, alright. I'm goin'.
MOB BOSS sits down. Everybody looks bored.
WHAT TO DO MOBSTER
So... What do you guys wanna do?
CIGAR MOBSTER
(Lighting a cigar.)
You know, JIMMY's the only one of us who knows how to shuffle cards.
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER
Yeah, yeah.
We could always polish our guns.
MOB BOSS
(Pulling out GUN.)
I don't know. My gun's getting a little too shiny, you know what I mean?
Plus, we don't have any polish.
WHAT TO DO MOBSTER
We could call JIMMY up and have him pick up some polish on his way back.
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER
(Pulling out cellphone.)
I suppose so.
WHAT TO DO MOBSTER
Wait! We could make some prank phone calls.
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER
Ahh, ha, ha. I've got this new thing on my cellphone. I can call anybody - anybody in the whole world - and they don't know who did it.
So, who do we want to call?
MOB BOSS
We should call the cops.
KNIVES MOBSTER
(Putting away a knife.)
Anybody know the number?
All the MOBSTERS turn to look at KNIVES MOBSTER incredulously.
KNIVES MOBSTER
What? I don't call the cops that much.
OTHER MOBSTERS
(Laugh.)
Ha, ha, ha.
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER
(Dialing his cellphone.)
Alright. Nine-one-one.
(Waving the other MOBSTERS over.)
Oooh. It's ringing. It's ringing.
Yeah, hi. Is this the cops?
Yeah, yeah. We're at a bank robbery. There's a bank robbery going on---
CIGAR MOBSTER
(Yelling aside.)
Everybody on the floor!---
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER
Oh yeah. They're crazy people. They're crazy people.
OTHER MOBSTERS
(Yelling aside.)
I'm crazy!--- They're crazy!--- So crazy!---
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER
Oh yeah. They're shooting people left and right. They're firing guns.
KNIVES MOBSTER shoots three rounds from his GUN into the ceiling.
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER
Oh yeah. There's this guy and he won't stop screaming.
OTHER MOBSTERS
(Screaming.)
Ahhh!
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER
Oh god. They've got a goat. They've got a goat---
OTHER MOBSTERS
Baa! Baa!
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER
There's money flying everywhere---
CIGAR MOBSTERS
Oh my god! Look at all the money!
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER
Where are we?
(Babbling.)
Uh, uh, uh...
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER sees a PIECE OF PAPER that says "1374 Oak Parkway.
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER
We're at 1375 Oak Parkway.
Oh yeah. Oh my god. Send everybody. Send the whole fleet. Help us---
CIGAR MOBSTERS
Please! We want help.
ALL MOBSTERS
(Laughter.)
Ha, ha, ha.
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER
(Waving everybody to be quiet.)
I think they bought it!
ALL MOBSTERS
(More laughter.)
Ha, ha, ha.
WHAT TO DO MOBSTER
Hey, hey, where'd you get that address? Did you just make that up?
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER
(Pointing to PIECE OF PAPER.)
No, no, no. It was right on that little bit of paper over there.
MOB BOSS
Paper? That's this address, you moron. We've got to get out of here. The cops are coming here.
PRANK CALLING MOBSTER
Oh, no. We've got to go. They're sending the whole fleet.
ALL MOBSTERS leave, with the MOB BOSS taking the BAG OF MONEY.
TITLE
5 MINUTES LATER...
INT. A DARK WAREHOUSE - NIGHT
JIMMY walks in, carrying bags of GROCERIES.
JIMMY
Guys? Where's the money? Guys?
A POLICE OFFICER flashes his BADGE and points a GUN at JIMMY.
POLICE OFFICER
Freeze!
JIMMY
(Angry.)
Dammit!
CUT TO BLACK.
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