You need to get the Flash plugin.
--- Fountain OF ACTION! ---
Films
Sword in the Stone OF ACTION!
Professor Pow! plans to take the English throne by removing the Sword from the Stone. The CIA is on the case, assigning Crush and partner Roxie Redcoat to the case. Crush must fight a team of terrorists and defeat Lt. Laserface in order to Save the Queen and prevent the reign of King Pow! |
2005 - An Odyssey OF ACTION!
Evil emperor Professor Pow! obtains a Monolith that gives him the power to turn everybody on Earth into monkeys. CIA Special Agent Colonel Crush tasked with stopping Pow! and is assigned a partner. Unfortunately, the partner betrays Crush. If Crush doesn't succeed, we'll all be swinging from trees. |
From Russia with ACTION!
Professor Pow! goes on vacation, but arranges for Lt. Laserface to steal the original Hammer and Sickle from Lenin's Tomb. To stop him in time, Crush must team up with his army buddy from the cold war, Corporal Cramm. |
Actions!
State Secrets
Description | Credits | Script | Reviews | Blog | Comments |
Credits: Fountain OF ACTION!
Director | |
Writer | |
Music | |
Cast
| |
Character
|
Actor
|
Pow's Secretary |
Melissa Fairhurst (voice)
|
Terrorist | |
Terrorist | |
Terrorist | |
Terrorist | |
Supreme Court Justice | |
Supreme Court Justice | |
Supreme Court Justice | |
Supreme Court Justice | |
Supreme Court Justice | |
Supreme Court Justice | |
Supreme Court Justice | |
Supreme Court Justice | |
Supreme Court Justice | |
Crew
| |
Editor | |
Camera | |
Special Effects | |
Makeup |
And...
Assistant to Mr. Fairhurst
|
An iPod
|
Assistant to Mr. Ellis
|
Cardboard Cutout
|
Assistant to Mr. Thogerson
|
Insanity
|
Goon Cap Specialist
|
Richenda Fairhurst
|
Catering
|
A R Magginin's Donut World
|
Mental Breakdown
|
Fnishing this in ten days
|
Flaming Aardvarks trained by
|
Dan McCall
|
Zombies provided by
|
Charylie's Zombie's Inc.
|
Evil Quails tamed by
| |
Stunt Donkeys provided by
|
Dietzen's Donkey Co.
|
Goon Cap Specialist
|
Richenda Fairhurst
|
Special Thanks to
|
Kristi Bridges
|
Noah Kim
| |
Isaac Dickson
| |
The Keenes
| |
And the Pacific Northwest
| |
for all the damn rain
| |
Filmed on location at
|
The Keene Ranch
|
Fairhurst Studios
|
Based on characters created by Nathan Fairhurst, Matt Ellis, Ryan Wolk and Andy Morse from Colonel Crush: 2005 - An Odyssey OF ACTION!
We apologize to the people of Ukraine and wish them well.
All characters are purely fictional and any likeness to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Duh.
This film protected by international copyright, all rights reserved.
©2006 by Nathan Fairhurst and Poorly Projected Pictures
Now, that's enough for the credits, because it's 4:30 in the morning and I'm really tired, and I have to drive like six hour tomorrow.
So I hope you're happy with yourself.
Copyright ©2007 - 2024 by Poorly Projected Pictures. All rights reserved.
Theater