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Sword in the Stone OF ACTION! Sword in the Stone OF ACTION!
Professor Pow! plans to take the English throne by removing the Sword from the Stone. The CIA is on the case, assigning Crush and partner Roxie Redcoat to the case. Crush must fight a team of terrorists and defeat Lt. Laserface in order to Save the Queen and prevent the reign of King Pow!

Fountain OF ACTION!

Fountain OF ACTION!
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2005 - An Odyssey OF ACTION! 2005 - An Odyssey OF ACTION!
Evil emperor Professor Pow! obtains a Monolith that gives him the power to turn everybody on Earth into monkeys. CIA Special Agent Colonel Crush tasked with stopping Pow! and is assigned a partner. Unfortunately, the partner betrays Crush. If Crush doesn't succeed, we'll all be swinging from trees.
From Russia with ACTION! From Russia with ACTION!
Professor Pow! goes on vacation, but arranges for Lt. Laserface to steal the original Hammer and Sickle from Lenin's Tomb. To stop him in time, Crush must team up with his army buddy from the cold war, Corporal Cramm.
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Credits: Fountain OF ACTION!
Fountain OF ACTION!
Director
Writer
Music
 
Cast
Character
Actor
Pow's Secretary
Melissa Fairhurst (voice)
Terrorist
Terrorist
Terrorist
Terrorist
Supreme Court Justice
Supreme Court Justice
Supreme Court Justice
Supreme Court Justice
Supreme Court Justice
Supreme Court Justice
Supreme Court Justice
Supreme Court Justice
Supreme Court Justice
 
Crew
Editor
Camera
Special Effects
Makeup

And...
Assistant to Mr. Fairhurst
An iPod
Assistant to Mr. Ellis
Cardboard Cutout
Assistant to Mr. Thogerson
Insanity
Goon Cap Specialist
Richenda Fairhurst
Catering
A R Magginin's Donut World
Mental Breakdown
Fnishing this in ten days
Flaming Aardvarks trained by
Dan McCall
Zombies provided by
Charylie's Zombie's Inc.
Evil Quails tamed by
Stunt Donkeys provided by
Dietzen's Donkey Co.
Goon Cap Specialist
Richenda Fairhurst
Special Thanks to
Kristi Bridges
Noah Kim
Isaac Dickson
The Keenes
And the Pacific Northwest
for all the damn rain
Filmed on location at
The Keene Ranch
Fairhurst Studios

Based on characters created by Nathan Fairhurst, Matt Ellis, Ryan Wolk and Andy Morse from Colonel Crush: 2005 - An Odyssey OF ACTION!

We apologize to the people of Ukraine and wish them well.

All characters are purely fictional and any likeness to any person, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Duh.

This film protected by international copyright, all rights reserved.

©2006 by Nathan Fairhurst and Poorly Projected Pictures

Now, that's enough for the credits, because it's 4:30 in the morning and I'm really tired, and I have to drive like six hour tomorrow.

So I hope you're happy with yourself.

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